What about calling a tablet that doesnt work a DEAD SEA SCROLL as the original contained 972 documents that no-one could work out how to read as they were in and several languages and we only learned what it was all about when some learned person decyphered them for everyone else !!!!! they were found in a cave, presumably with the owner saying to his wife "I'll do that in a minute, when I've updated the firmware!!!!!! "
HA HA
(Touching wood as a write )